Love, Sex, Relationship advice.

I'm completely turned on by the thought of eating a girl out im just worried about the other way around cause I normally like the rough and tough sex guys bring so

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:59:53 +1300

Well then it sounds like you would enjoy sex with a girl! And if you like the rough treatment, then i’m sure any girl you ask will dominate you. But you have to let them know that you’re into that sorta thing. Otherwise how else would they know? :)

i wana know what sex with a girls like being a girl my self im i guess bi curious but i duno

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:45:30 +1300

That’s understandable. Alot of people are just curious. Can you imagine yourself eating someone else’s pussy? Not that it’s REQUIRED if you’re going to sleep with a girl.. But if the idea turns you off, then chances are you’re not anything more than just curious. :)

i want to do cowgirl style and im not sure an kinda nerveous, how do i make it perfect, do i grind? lift myself up and down? :$

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 19:22:33 +1300

Both! See what feels better. Honestly he will think it’s fucking genius either way. So you should try both, and see which you prefer. You can also move your hips in a circuler position..

hi so i told my bf i wanted to have sex differently for once.(we always do doggy style) i told him i didnt want rough or hard or fast, i wanted something that makes me feel loved because i have NEVER had that kind of sex. the guy that took my virginity cheated on me before we had sex. i told my current bf that i didnt want to feel used i wanted to feel loved for once during sex and he threw a fit and told me i was hurting his feelings so i just said nvm ... i don't know what to do ... :$ tips?

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 06:05:00 +1300

Just tell him that you know of a different position that he can hit hard in. Get in missionary and put your legs on his shoulders. This should give you the closeness you want and the feeling he wants. I’m not trying to worry you but there might be something wrong with him if he ONLY wants to do it doggy. That shows commitment issues. And if you wanna be on top then you should get on the floor cause its better for your knees.

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Sat, 25 Aug 2012 06:22:01 +1200

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Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:03:00 +1200

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hi hi. ok ive gotten my boyfriend off and i mean he said it was good but the only problem is i choke and gag everytime. i mean i love doing it but is there anyother way i can do it and get him to cum without jus using my mouth to finish him?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 06:36:58 +1300

I’m sure if you asked him to, he’ll warn you when he gets close.. then you can switch to your hand, and catch his cum with your hand or a kleenex. :)

how come you guys don't answer anymore questions?

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 12:30:00 +1200

I’m super busy with work, my partner and pregnancy. I don’t know about the dude sorry.

-The Chick

Hey guys, I’ve also been swamped with work. Just got a new job a month ago and it’s draining all my free time. =/

Also, we stopped getting alot of questions, and now only have like 5 available to answer, altho that’s our fault for not really advertising lately. :-P

We’ll be back someday soon. <33

-The Dude

Hey :D so, i wanna know how it feels like to actually squirt, and how it feels like when you're about to squirt, like, how you know when you're about to. And, how do you squirt? :/ is everybody capable of it? I wanna know how it feels like, but i dont know how to get there yet. Last question, is squirting the same thing as cumming? (for girls.) please answer, thanks! <3 best fucking blog ever btw

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 11:40:00 +1200

Well I’m sorry to say I can’t tell you what it feels like to squirt, because sadly i’m a guy. BUT, I can recommend you to a VERY sexy blog, and a friend of mine, and i’m sure she’ll be able to answer your question ;)

http://squirtsociety.tumblr.com/

As for cumming, when a girl squirts, it can be during orgasm, but it can also happen independently of your orgasm. :)

And thanks for the compliment! <333

Edit: Haha, I accidentally answered thinking this was for my other tumblr :-P So my beautiful counterpart hopefully will notice this and add to it when she sees it. :-D

-The Dude

I have never squirted so I really don’t know sorry.

-The Chick

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Thu, 02 Jun 2011 03:07:30 +1200

littlemisspromiscuous:

Lovely ladies (and Gents who want to issue a hint) I have a tip for you in regards to deep throating. I wish I’d known this when I was easing myself into deep throating but I can share it with you - when you hum, your gag reflex is all but void - which means that you won’t have that horrible feeling we know is not fun when you’re enjoying being face fucked. So if you have trouble with BJ’s - try humming next time ;p

I’m sharing this tip because it sounds like it makes sense. I’ve never given head personally, but it sounds like this should work :)

Props to anyone who tries it out and reports back if it worked for them!

-The Dude

i asked for blowjob advise a while back as i'd never done it before and i wanted my boyfriend to be the first. and the first time i was doing he said it was the best he had ever had and then i told him it was my first time doing it and he couldnt beilive it. Simply due to that fact i remembered what you said to start off if i was nervous with kissing his cock and so on, then just got into it and now i just can't stop wanting to please him all the time! haha thank youuuuuuu and from my boyfriend too im sure x

Fri, 20 May 2011 08:29:22 +1200

That’s awesome news! Haha, i’m glad he was impressed, and i’m glad you enjoy it so much!! <3333

-The Dude

So ive wanted to fuck this guy for a really long time and ive only had sex like 4 times, but he came over and we fucked but he kept losing his boner bc it wasnt really working (maaah pussy too tight or something). i know hes into me but is that normal? or was i doing something wrong... i also wasn't making much noise so could that have been part of it? but later we tried again and it worked alot better but still neither of us came :( can you give me some tips of what to say/do while having sex?

Thu, 19 May 2011 13:34:15 +1200

I’m thinking the whole boner thing was his problem not something you were doing.

-The Chick

Yeah I agree, It’s never the girl’s fault unless you’re saying some shit that would turn a guy off, but I highly doubt it :-P Chances are it was nerves on his part, and maybe a lack of foreplay. Try talking about how good the sex feels, and when something hits the right spot, let him know, he’ll appreciate it ;)

-The Dude

What are ways to have fun with a guy/please a guy without taking clothes off ?

Thu, 19 May 2011 13:31:17 +1200

Depends what he is in too, I love neck kissing and biting. grinding against his crotch/rubbing his crotch. Only problem with that is they all usually tend to lead to clothes coming off.

-The Chick

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Haha, also lap dance.. or a regular dance! ;)

-The Dude

What is the best way to give a hand job?
What are good ways to keep things flirty and fun when I just feel like making out?

Wed, 18 May 2011 21:21:00 +1200

When I make out with a guy I love sitting over top of him and grinding against his crotch or just keep the making out flirty, bite his lips etc

-The Chick

I would say take his hands, and direct them over your body. Like up your stomach and breasts, then down your sides and over your ass. He’ll enjoy the tour, and it’ll give you something exciting to do :-P

Otherwise crotch grinding and lip biting are sooo the way to go. <3333

-The Dude

Hey, best mofaking blog ever.

Haha, okay so i wanted to eat my girl out tonight, but i'm not quite sure how to. Do i insert my tongue inside her? Or do i lick the sides? I'm sorry this might seem wierd but please give me specific instructions on how to eat a girl out, thanks! (:

Wed, 18 May 2011 21:15:58 +1200

Do both those things! I would say you should spend about 75-80% of the time sucking on/licking her clit. I would go into detail, but I JUST posted this awesome (text)picture that does a pretty good job.

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Otherwise my advice would be to play the alphabet game. Draw every letter in the alphabet with the tip of your tongue on her clit, then every time you finish, take a BIG lick of her pussy, really getting your tongue in, and tasting her juices. Pay special attention to how she tastes, and how that changes the more she gets turned on. Then, after 4 or 5 rounds, that’s when i’d recommend you start using your fingers like the picture said. Final note, if you find yourself doing anything that’s really driving her crazy, for God’s sake, Don’t stop!!! Keep doing what you’re doing until she cums, or she demands your cock inside her.

-The Dude

My advice, listen to her body/moans, if she starts getting really loud and pushing up against your face DO NOT STOP or change what you’re doing. It is very likely that she is about to come and changing what you do will change that and most likely piss he off.

-The Chick.

i don't know how to talk dirty :$ i get all embarassed and i'm scared to go into detail incase it sounds stupid, can you help me/ give me some examples of how you talk dirty to a boy?

Wed, 18 May 2011 21:12:16 +1200

I find it’s always safe to just state what you want to do, or how good something feels, out loud. For example.. “Mmmmmm, I want to taste you sooo badly” or “Oh jesus-fuck you feel so good inside me” or “Fucking fill me up love!”

Obviously the best way to cum is together, so to make that happen, be vocal about when you’re getting close, because hearing about your partner’s impending orgasm can often bring them closer too. And if you’re screaming, “OH FUCK I’M GONNA CUM BABY!!!” Well.. It’s bound to get a positive reaction. ;)

-The Dude

how long should an average blow job last?

Wed, 18 May 2011 21:11:28 +1200

They can last for a minute or two, to be used as foreplay before sex. Or they could last right up until the guy cums.

-The Dude

my bf and i both lost our virginities about 5 weeks ago. i know it's supposed to hurt and bleed the first couple of times, but i've had sex with him about7 or 8 times and it still hurts, not as much as the first time, and sometimes i still bleed, is that bad? and i would randomly feel both pleasure and pain while doing it. is something wrong D:

Wed, 18 May 2011 21:07:33 +1200

5 weeks feels like it’s still very early, and I wouldn’t really be surprised if it’s completely normal to feel pain. But I couldn’t tell you for sure, I never really went through it. I’m sure my beautiful counterpart has more experience than I. ;)

-The Dude

I honestly never had pain when it came to losing my virginity, it is possible that when/if you broke your hymen it has torn and bleed and by constantly having sex it hasn’t healed. I suggest not having sex for a week or two (I know it’s hard) so it can heal, If you still have trouble go and see a doctor and get checked out because I would hate it to be something more serious.

-The Chick.

So I've been seeing a dude since about February.

About a month ago he got bogged down with work, uni work, and prior commitments.

I haven't even met up with him since then.

We still message each other occasionally, but overall it's much less than before. And it's going down.

I wonder, does this mean that:
a. He doesn't want to see me anymore
b. He's found someone else and it too pussy to break the news or
c. He is genuinely too busy.

Or, actually, is it a combination?

I'm asking because I'd like to know if this has ever happened to you, or you know anyone who has been in this situation.
I mean, we were never "official", and he's never been a cunt, and he doesn't talk to me as if he doesn't WANT to talk to me, so I'm just curious,
Is it possible for a guy to just completely immerse themselves in their "duties", let's call them, even if it's been more than a month?

Oh by the way. We have been screwing. So really, a guy staying away from sex for more than a month when he knows he can have it whenever? Doesn't that sound weird to you??

Now I'm off on a tangent. Oh well. I await your reply good sir.

Cheers!

Wed, 18 May 2011 21:01:02 +1200

As a guy, I have given girls less attention for multiple reasons. Usually it’s because I honestly get distracted, and it’s no fault of their own. Sometimes I begin to lose some attraction if I felt like the original attraction was more of an infatuation. Also not their fault. If I had met another girl, then I would break it off. There’s nothing worse than having a conflicting love interests.

How difficult, really, is it for him to see you? I mean, can he nip over after uni one day? Or are you guys longer distance where visiting really is a big deal? Because a month is a LONG time to go without sex, especially when there is a beautiful girl within 5 hours away.

I really hope things turn out good for you guys! <33333

Much love! - The Dude

Hey, ive only had experience with an uncircumcised penis in the past. how do i go about giving a blowjob/handjob to a circumcised one?

Wed, 18 May 2011 21:00:00 +1200

As far as I can tell? The only difference is that you don’t have to hold back the foreskin while you do it.

-The Dude

Love, Sex, Relationship advice.

I'm completely turned on by the thought of eating a girl out im just worried about the other way around cause I normally like the rough and tough sex guys bring so

i wana know what sex with a girls like being a girl my self im i guess bi curious but i duno

i want to do cowgirl style and im not sure an kinda nerveous, how do i make it perfect, do i grind? lift myself up and down? :$

The BEST Places to Have Sex at College

Uh Oh Tumblr. Im Drunk.

hi hi. ok ive gotten my boyfriend off and i mean he said it was good but the only problem is i choke and gag everytime. i mean i love doing it but is there anyother way i can do it and get him to cum without jus using my mouth to finish him?

how come you guys don't answer anymore questions?

TIP : )

What are ways to have fun with a guy/please a guy without taking clothes off ?

What is the best way to give a hand job? What are good ways to keep things flirty and fun when I just feel like making out?

Hey, best mofaking blog ever. Haha, okay so i wanted to eat my girl out tonight, but i'm not quite sure how to. Do i insert my tongue inside her? Or do i lick the sides? I'm sorry this might seem wierd but please give me specific instructions on how to eat a girl out, thanks! (:

i don't know how to talk dirty :$ i get all embarassed and i'm scared to go into detail incase it sounds stupid, can you help me/ give me some examples of how you talk dirty to a boy?

how long should an average blow job last?

Hey, ive only had experience with an uncircumcised penis in the past. how do i go about giving a blowjob/handjob to a circumcised one?

What is the best way to give a hand job?
What are good ways to keep things flirty and fun when I just feel like making out?

Hey, best mofaking blog ever.

Haha, okay so i wanted to eat my girl out tonight, but i'm not quite sure how to. Do i insert my tongue inside her? Or do i lick the sides? I'm sorry this might seem wierd but please give me specific instructions on how to eat a girl out, thanks! (: