Love, Sex, Relationship advice.

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sexylittlethings:

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Anonymous said: hi hi. ok ive gotten my boyfriend off and i mean he said it was good but the only problem is i choke and gag everytime. i mean i love doing it but is there anyother way i can do it and get him to cum without jus using my mouth to finish him?

I’m sure if you asked him to, he’ll warn you when he gets close.. then you can switch to your hand, and catch his cum with your hand or a kleenex. :)

Anonymous said: how come you guys don't answer anymore questions?

I’m super busy with work, my partner and pregnancy. I don’t know about the dude sorry.

xx

-The Chick

Hey guys, I’ve also been swamped with work. Just got a new job a month ago and it’s draining all my free time. =/

Also, we stopped getting alot of questions, and now only have like 5 available to answer, altho that’s our fault for not really advertising lately. :-P

We’ll be back someday soon. <33

-The Dude

Anonymous said: Hey :D so, i wanna know how it feels like to actually squirt, and how it feels like when you're about to squirt, like, how you know when you're about to. And, how do you squirt? :/ is everybody capable of it? I wanna know how it feels like, but i dont know how to get there yet. Last question, is squirting the same thing as cumming? (for girls.) please answer, thanks! <3 best fucking blog ever btw

Well I’m sorry to say I can’t tell you what it feels like to squirt, because sadly i’m a guy. BUT, I can recommend you to a VERY sexy blog, and a friend of mine, and i’m sure she’ll be able to answer your question ;)

http://squirtsociety.tumblr.com/

As for cumming, when a girl squirts, it can be during orgasm, but it can also happen independently of your orgasm. :)

And thanks for the compliment! <333

Edit: Haha, I accidentally answered thinking this was for my other tumblr :-P So my beautiful counterpart hopefully will notice this and add to it when she sees it. :-D

-The Dude

I have never squirted so I really don’t know sorry.

-The Chick

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littlemisspromiscuous:

Lovely ladies (and Gents who want to issue a hint) I have a tip for you in regards to deep throating. I wish I’d known this when I was easing myself into deep throating but I can share it with you - when you hum, your gag reflex is all but void - which means that you won’t have that horrible feeling we know is not fun when you’re enjoying being face fucked. So if you have trouble with BJ’s - try humming next time ;p

I’m sharing this tip because it sounds like it makes sense. I’ve never given head personally, but it sounds like this should work :)

Props to anyone who tries it out and reports back if it worked for them!

-The Dude

Anonymous said: i asked for blowjob advise a while back as i'd never done it before and i wanted my boyfriend to be the first. and the first time i was doing he said it was the best he had ever had and then i told him it was my first time doing it and he couldnt beilive it. Simply due to that fact i remembered what you said to start off if i was nervous with kissing his cock and so on, then just got into it and now i just can't stop wanting to please him all the time! haha thank youuuuuuu and from my boyfriend too im sure x

That’s awesome news! Haha, i’m glad he was impressed, and i’m glad you enjoy it so much!! <3333

-The Dude

Anonymous said: So ive wanted to fuck this guy for a really long time and ive only had sex like 4 times, but he came over and we fucked but he kept losing his boner bc it wasnt really working (maaah pussy too tight or something). i know hes into me but is that normal? or was i doing something wrong... i also wasn't making much noise so could that have been part of it? but later we tried again and it worked alot better but still neither of us came :( can you give me some tips of what to say/do while having sex?

I’m thinking the whole boner thing was his problem not something you were doing.

-The Chick

Yeah I agree, It’s never the girl’s fault unless you’re saying some shit that would turn a guy off, but I highly doubt it :-P Chances are it was nerves on his part, and maybe a lack of foreplay. Try talking about how good the sex feels, and when something hits the right spot, let him know, he’ll appreciate it ;)

-The Dude

Anonymous said: What are ways to have fun with a guy/please a guy without taking clothes off ?

Depends what he is in too, I love neck kissing and biting. grinding against his crotch/rubbing his crotch. Only problem with that is they all usually tend to lead to clothes coming off.

-The Chick

Back massage!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333

Haha, also lap dance.. or a regular dance! ;)

-The Dude

Anonymous said: What is the best way to give a hand job?
What are good ways to keep things flirty and fun when I just feel like making out?

When I make out with a guy I love sitting over top of him and grinding against his crotch or just keep the making out flirty, bite his lips etc

-The Chick

I would say take his hands, and direct them over your body. Like up your stomach and breasts, then down your sides and over your ass. He’ll enjoy the tour, and it’ll give you something exciting to do :-P

Otherwise crotch grinding and lip biting are sooo the way to go. <3333

-The Dude

Anonymous said: Hey, best mofaking blog ever.

Haha, okay so i wanted to eat my girl out tonight, but i'm not quite sure how to. Do i insert my tongue inside her? Or do i lick the sides? I'm sorry this might seem wierd but please give me specific instructions on how to eat a girl out, thanks! (:

Do both those things! I would say you should spend about 75-80% of the time sucking on/licking her clit. I would go into detail, but I JUST posted this awesome (text)picture that does a pretty good job.

Right Here

Otherwise my advice would be to play the alphabet game. Draw every letter in the alphabet with the tip of your tongue on her clit, then every time you finish, take a BIG lick of her pussy, really getting your tongue in, and tasting her juices. Pay special attention to how she tastes, and how that changes the more she gets turned on. Then, after 4 or 5 rounds, that’s when i’d recommend you start using your fingers like the picture said. Final note, if you find yourself doing anything that’s really driving her crazy, for God’s sake, Don’t stop!!! Keep doing what you’re doing until she cums, or she demands your cock inside her.

-The Dude

My advice, listen to her body/moans, if she starts getting really loud and pushing up against your face DO NOT STOP or change what you’re doing. It is very likely that she is about to come and changing what you do will change that and most likely piss he off.

-The Chick.

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